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collegehumor:

Video to Make Your Hands Sweaty

Why do methamphetamine when you can just click “play.”

As you walk down the fairway of life you must stop and smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.

He slept on the floor because he had made his bed and wanted to remain in control of one part of life.

I was not made in a lab.
I was made in a factory!

I was not made in a bed.
I was made like a bed!

I thought that I had forgotten to ask, but it turns out I had forgotten the answer.

He had not given up on the ambitions of modernism.
“Their importance will make me important.”

The wrong time of day to make your aggressive joke about the basement office.

“Make me look artificial.”
“I want to look like a doll.”

A smile is a kind of bite.
Because it’s a hole in the face.

I have a better idea: Why don’t you go into the kitchen, find the carving knife, and plunge it repeatedly into
my abdomen, here, here, and here?

Happiness solicited. And accomplished.
Unhappy instrument!

He looked down, examining his motives.

When I open my mouth, I die of embarrassment (every time).

Why do you adopt the values of the community that rejects you?

I would do it “in a second” (immediately)
I will do it “in a second” (reluctantly)

Part of your job as an animal is being hunted; another part is running away.

selected lies of Aaron Kunin

The Collected Lies of AK & All Sizes Fit One (for Peter)” is published in issue 14 of Triple Canopy.

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Be obscure clearly.
E. B. White (via echo4charlie)
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Milky Way from the bottom of the Grand Canyon (by IronRodArt - Royce Bair (“Star Shooter”))

llbwwb:

Milky Way from the bottom of the Grand Canyon (by IronRodArt - Royce Bair (“Star Shooter”))

sexytimesloths:

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sexytimesloths:

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onehundredandninety:

LMFAO!

I’m done!
Hahaha just a little laugh to distress.

onehundredandninety:

LMFAO!

I’m done!
Hahaha just a little laugh to distress.